Military professional, retired Marine Gunny. And yes, I'm aware of the user name and what it means in Spanish. It's been a nickname of mine for years. It's a long story involving a pool table, copious amounts of tequila, and me screaming "Yo no soy pato!". Heart attack survivor at age 42. Woo-hoo! Uhm, not so much "woo-hoo" really, more like "oh fuck, I'm only 42 what now?".