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Sandy Willowick is a 43 year old married guy from Fuck It's Hot, Arizona, USA.
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Military professional, retired Marine Gunny. And yes, I'm aware of the user name and what it means in Spanish. It's been a nickname of mine for years. It's a long story involving a pool table, copious amounts of tequila, and me screaming "Yo no soy pato!". Heart attack survivor at age 42. Woo-hoo! Uhm, not so much "woo-hoo" really, more like "oh fuck, I'm only 42 what now?".

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HA! You get it? See, it's funny because it's stupid! Go buy a Prius you fucking prick.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smug_Alert [en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smug_Alert] !

What's more pitiful-- The fact that I actually searched for this to post here (link above); or, the fact that it exists?