Last login: 9 hours agoPatoloco
patoloco is a 43 year old married guy from Fuck It's Hot, Arizona, USA.
Likes 3,905 pages, 48 videos, 31 photos246 fans • Received 144 reviews
Member since Sep 13, 2005
Military professional, retired Marine Gunny. And yes, I'm aware of the user name and what it means in Spanish. It's been a nickname of mine for years. It's a long story involving a pool table, copious amounts of tequila, and me screaming "Yo no soy pato!". Heart attack survivor at age 42. Woo-hoo! Uhm, not so much "woo-hoo" really, more like "oh fuck, I'm only 42 what now?".

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Anger Management: Bill OReilly Is A Nutcase
Disliked it May 12, 10:57pm 18 reviews http://wonkette.com/389599/bill-oreil...
Didn't watch. No script blocked it anyway. I don't need idiots who use "OMFG" to tell me Bill O'Reilly is an idiot. He makes a clear case for that all by himself. From the other reviews, it's probably a video I've seen 10 times already anyway.
Lolcat Builder and Lolcat Generator -- Make your own lolcats!
Disliked it May 12, 10:16pm 9 reviews fucktarded http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/
Eat cocks in hell.
Top 10 reasons that I hate/love Stumbleupon | Monkeychapps
Disliked it May 12, 10:14pm 18 reviews http://www.monkeychapps.com/top-10-re...
Sucked. A lot.
Crazy stuff from the bible
Disliked it May 12, 9:50pm 339 reviews http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~slo...
Sorry, no "we came in under heavy sniper fire" award for you.
Ten Rules for Being Human by Cherie Carter-Scott
Disliked it May 12, 9:45pm 268 reviews fucktarded http://www.bluinc.com/free/human10.htm
Why do I keep picturing the costume making scene from "Mystery Men"?
http://www.suyka.com/atheist.jpg
Disliked it May 12, 9:43pm 69 reviews fucktarded http://www.suyka.com/atheist.jpg
HA! You get it? See, it's funny because it's stupid! Go buy a Prius you fucking prick.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smug_Alert [en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smug_Alert] !

What's more pitiful-- The fact that I actually searched for this to post here (link above); or, the fact that it exists?
Home Of Heroes Home Page
Liked it May 12, 9:27pm 3 reviews military http://www.homeofheroes.com/
From the page: "Preserving the History of Recipients of the Medal of Honor"
Pet Heroes: Heart wrenching stories
Liked it May 12, 8:47pm 16 reviews pets http://www.petsbest.com/petheroes.aspx
Animal Tales.
BumWine.com
Liked it May 12, 8:44pm 111 reviews alcohol http://www.bumwine.com/
My usual order. I think you'll have a stolen credit card on file for my account....
FunHostr - Is this some sort of golden rain? - Suddenly something splashes in he…
Liked it May 12, 8:29pm 21 reviews humor http://www.funhostr.com/p/PLVN6vTT/Is...
Uhm....WHAT?!

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